Calendar

These are Important Days you need to know about:

Note: for anyone who’s wondering, I am not making these holidays up.

JANUARY:
3: Humiliation Day
4: Trivia Day
8: Bubble Bath Day
11: ( Splash in a) Puddle Day
15: National Hat Day
18: Winnie-the-Pooh’s creator A. A. Milne’s birthday
20: Penguin Awareness Day
21: Squirrel Appreciation Day
25: Opposite day
28: National Kazoo Day
30: National Insane Answer Day

FEBRUARY:
4: Thank a Mailman Day
12: Plum Pudding day
14: National Organ Donor day
19: National Mint Chocolate Day
23: International Dog Biscuit Appreciation Day
26: National Pistachio Day
28: Floral Design Day

MARCH:
1: National Pig Day
2:Old Stuff Day
5: Multiple Personality Day
9: Panic Day
10: Middle Name Pride Day
13: Ear Muff Day
14: Pi Day (3.14159265489783…)
19: Poultry Day
20: Extraterrestrial Abductions day
24: National Chocolate-Covered Raisin Day
30: I Am In Control Day
31: Bunsen Burner Day

APRIL:
2: National Peanut Butter and Jelly Day
4: Tell a Lie Day
6: Plan your Epitaph Day
8: Draw a Picture of a Bird Day
14: International Moment of Laughter Day
17: National Cheeseball Day
20: Look Alike day
22: National Jelly Beans day
26: Hug an Australian Day

MAY:
3: Lumpy Rug Day
6: National Tourist Appreciation Day
8: No Socks Day
9: Lost Sock Memorial Day
11: Eat What You Want Day
12: Limerick Day
15: National Chocolate Chip Day
16: National Sea Monkey Day
20: Pick strawberries Day
23: National Turtle Day
31: National Macaroon Day

JUNE:
1: Flip A Coin Day
4: Hug Your Cat Day
6: National Yo-Yo Day
16: Fresh Vegetables Day
19: World Sauntering Day
20: Ice Cream soda Day
25: National Catfish Day
29: Waffle Iron Day

JULY:
2: World UFO Day
3: Disobedience Day
4: Sidewalk Egg-Frying Day
6: National Fried Chicken Day
9: National Sugar Cookie Day
10: Teddy Bear Picnic Day
16: Cow Appreciation Day
23:  Vanilla Ice Cream day
27: take your Pants for a Walk Day

AUGUST:
6: Wiggle your toes Day
8: Sneak Some Zucchini Onto Your Neighbour’s Front Porch Day
10: Lazy Day
14: National Creamsicle Day
16: National Tell a Joke Day
17: National Thrift Shop Day
28: Race your Mouse Day
31: National Trail Mix Day

SEPTEMBER:
2: Beheading Day
5: Be Late for Something Day
9: Teddy Bear Day
12: Chocolate Milk Shake Day
16: Collect Rocks Day
19: International Talk Like A Pirate Day
22: Elephant Appreciation Day
27: Crush a Can Day
28: Ask A Stupid question Day

OCTOBER:
2: National Custodial Worker Day
6: Mad Hatter Day
9: Moldy Cheese Day
12: Moment of Frustration Day
17: Wear Something Gaudy Day
19: Evaluate Your Life Day
23: National Mole Day
28: Plush Animal Lovers Day
31: Increase your Physic Powers Day

NOVEMBER:
4: Wait for the Barbarians Day
6: Marooned Without a Compass Day
14: Operation Room Nurse Day
20: Absurdity Day
24: Use Even if Seal is Broken Day
28: Make Your Own Head Day
30: Stay Home Because You are Well Day

DECEMBER:
1: Eat a Red Apple Day
4: Wear Brown Shoes Day
8: Take it in the Ear Day
10: Festival for the Souls of Dead Whales
16: National Chocolate-Covered-Anything Day (Also, Jane Austen’s Birthday)
21: Look at the Bright Side Day
26: National Whiners Day
30: Festival of Enormous Changes at the Last Minute Day

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