Well, my friend Courtney and I just had a text conversation, and she suggested I start my own religion called Emilism. It is because I am a prophet, because I carved three triangles into my Halloween/Thanksgiving pumpkin.
Emilism’s core beliefs are good grammar, hedgehog worship, and the law of bean.
(Yeah, it only makes sense if you were there.) 🙂
Have a great week!